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Post by Riley O'Connor on Jan 2, 2009 20:34:35 GMT -5
OOC: I'm bored beyond everything in the world...so I'm thinking Riley might get sick or something and come visit the hospital wing. Do you mind?
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Post by Moki Kagawa on Jan 2, 2009 20:39:24 GMT -5
Go for it.
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Post by Riley O'Connor on Jan 2, 2009 20:44:46 GMT -5
Oh, maybe it's not such a good idea to sit out by the lake all night. Riley told herself as she walked to the hospital wing. She had an uncontrolable cough, a really killer headache, and the chills. Pretty much the common cold, except for the fact that it was having extremely negative effects on her magic. She's already blown up three things today. Which really pissed her off. Her magic was always flawless. She had to do something. She guessed Dr. Rivers was her last resort. She dreaded coming to his office. He was just a little bit beyond strange.
Riley opened the door to the hospital wing, hoping there wouldn't be anyone around. Well, of course. With my luck it would be full. Riley thought, as she found herself face-to-face with several people.
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Christopher Rivers
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Post by Christopher Rivers on Jan 2, 2009 21:51:49 GMT -5
"Illegal?.." he repeated the girl who had just walked in. " It is not.. I can have relations with another staff member if i soo chooooose." He said nodding his head. He knew this well because that was one of the first questions he asked before taking the job. "Type O Negative eh? hmmm we could use some of that... one thing about me... i may be a doctor... but I'm also a..... VAMPIRE....BOOOOO" He said and brought his hands up trying to act all scary. "...thats not scary is it?... nah i didn't think so... worth a try..." He said and shrugged. Just as he was about to greet Moki... someone else had walked in. Man... his day went from extremely slow... to very busy in a matter of minutes. This girl actually looked ill... well that was new. Today it was all just non sick kids... but finally... someone in need of his assistance. "...damn... you look worse then when my sister got mono from her Mexican lover named Pablo... She met him on a business trip... they shared a taco... been together ever since...true story..." he said nodding his head. "Except... it wasn't my sister... it was my cousin... and he wasn't mexican... he was part Native American... name was Golden Eagle Moonlight... owns a casino... and they didn't eat a taco... it was corn..." Changing the subject quickly..."Soooo what brings you here? obviously sick i'd presume... but whats your symptoms?" He snapped some gloves on... and ones without paint this time. "Just go ahead sit up here and we'll have a look at yah.." he said patting one of the ends of the beds. "Guys feel free to talk amongst yourself... I actually have to do my job... bummer... don't ever get a job... just stay a student for ever... thats my advice..." He said and then turned back to the girl. "So whats your name kid? How long have you been ill? and other boring questions like that... I'm sure you know the drill..." he trailed off.
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Post by Rita Hall on Jan 2, 2009 21:55:24 GMT -5
Rita listened with amusement as Dr. Rivers teased Mike about his new girlfriend. Although she wasn't saying very much- Rita usually had a tendency to ramble excessively during conversations- she was still enjoying listening to the exchange between the doctor and the older boy. She struggled to hold back a laugh when he mentioned Mike's bed wetting problem; she doubted the doctor was telling the truth, considering the fact that he'd been exaggerating and joking around throughout their entire conversation. Then again, what if he was serious? Rita glanced at Mike, hoping that his reaction to the doctor's comment would reveal to her whether or not he had been joking.
All of a sudden, the door to the hospital wing opened, and a girl who Rita was pretty sure was in her year walked in. I guess I'm not the only one who was just looking for someone to talk to, Rita thought. The girl came over to her and began chattering away. "Hey!" she replied cheerfully, glad that there was someone else in the world who, like Rita, was completely comfortable with meeting new people and starting up a conversation. "beating up puppies, and stealing money from orphans...." "...what?" Rita stared at the girl in shock, unsure if she had really heard her correctly. A moment later, a wave of relief washed over her when the girl reassured her that she was kidding. Man...I really need to stop believing people so easily, Rita thought to herself.
Hearing the sound of the door opening behind her, Rita whirled around to see that yet another girl had walked in. She looked as if she was maybe a year or two ahead of Rita...in addition, she didn't appear to be feeling very well. She figured she might as well stay out of the way for a bit and let Dr. Rivers do his job...although he seemed a bit distracted by telling some story about his sister (or cousin) and her Mexican (or Native American) lover. Ooh, he owned a casino...isn't that one of those places on the beach? Rita wondered. Oh, no, that's a cabana. I wonder what a casino is, then? She made a mental note to herself to ask Dr. Rivers after he was done treating this girl.
"How long have you been ill? and other boring questions like that... I'm sure you know the drill..." Rita thought about telling the doctor that he had just rhymed, but decided against it; she didn't want to prevent him from focusing on the girl. Turning to Moki, she said, "So...when did you get back from break? I've been back for a while...and haven't done much yet. I'm a fourth year too, by the way, but I'm in Hufflepuff. Oh, and my name's Rita...I think I forgot to mention that," she added.
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Post by Mike Blaze on Jan 2, 2009 22:28:14 GMT -5
As Chris got up from his desk, Mike walked around the desk and took a spot in the recently vacated arm chair. "Nah, staff dating staff can't be illegal, look at Professor Decessum and Abe. They've been out on a date. I might also add," Mike said putting his finger up as if to say something important, aiming this following comment towards Chris, "That is one Professor you should consider, Chris. Professor Decessum, Slytherin Head of House," Mike continued, nodding towards Moki who was a Slytherin, "and Transfiguration Professor." he finished.
Mike leaned back in the chair putting his feet up on the desk, distracted by the various conversations going around, Mike didn't notice the student, who had come in that Chris greeted by noticing how really sick she looked, was Riley. Mike was surprised himself at the crowd in the office today, it usually was only two kids at the most, as it started out with himself and Rita, but now Moki had arrived, and apparently another student who was ill. Mike, started to realise just how old he felt, obviously the oldest student in the room, and well the oldest person in the room if comparing himself to Chris's personality. Himself being a 6th year, Rita and Moki, 4th years. He smirked to himself, remembering himself a 4th year two years ago, the same year Chris had pulled the latex glove trick on him once again.
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Post by Moki Kagawa on Jan 2, 2009 22:47:46 GMT -5
"Okay, okay," said Moki, putting her hands up in defeat. "I guess I can't really stop you from trying to be the biggest pimp around here," she said slyly. She wondered if he would catch on to the not-so-subtle implication that he was failing epically at doing so. "Oh God, Professor Decessum, I actually LIKE her, must you molest her?"
She turned her attention back to the blonde as the actually ill patient went to be treated by Chris. "Nice to meet ya, Rita!" she said with a smile. "Mmm... I got back a week ago, actually. Almost no one else was here, but what can I say, the 'rents were pretty determined to get back to Japan, didn't want to deal with me any longer, I guess." She laughed at her own joke. "So, Hufflepuff, huh? Good stuff! I don't know very many, y'know, always glad to make new friends. So we're in the same year - what classes are you in?"
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Post by Rita Hall on Jan 2, 2009 23:07:12 GMT -5
"That's how it's been for me, too," Rita replied. "My friends either haven't come back yet...or have been so busy shopping for their supplies and don't have any time to hang out. I've hardly seen anyone over the past few days...but I guess Hogwarts isn't as deserted as I thought it was." She was glad she'd decided to venture out of the Hufflepuff common room and her dormitory today; just by deciding to check out the hospital wing, she'd been able to meet new people. Being in her room by herself almost constantly over the past few days had not been a fun experience; all she'd really done was spend too much time sleeping, and then feeling like she wanted to pull her hair out due to boredom. She was pretty sure she'd been experiencing cabinet fever, or whatever that was called. Now that she was interacting with other people, though, she was feeling a lot more upbeat and cheerful. "I'm taking Charms, Potions, and Transfiguration this year," she said in response to Moki's question. "What about you?"
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Post by Moki Kagawa on Jan 2, 2009 23:27:14 GMT -5
"Ancient Runes, Potions, and Charms," Moki said. "Hey, we might have those two together, y'know?" She smiled at Rita. "Ha! I've been so bored, I thought I was like the only one around! I've been spending a bit too much time talking to Chris lately... I think he's starting to affect my proper brain function. But anyway! So, basically, you're bored, kind of gullible, and looking to meet people? My kind of person!"
Moki was glad she'd met this girl. They could probably have lots of fun together... assuming Rita wasn't scared away by her rampant insanity. "Hey, whaddya think's wrong with that chick over there?" she asked the blonde. "Looks kinda sick, doesn't she? Damn, I'd hate Chris' job, I really would. Hangin' around sickies all day... poor guy must have to be drinking potions all day to ward off everything that walks through that door." She laughed. "Can't imagine what he deals with..."
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Post by Audra McKlennon on Jan 3, 2009 2:35:34 GMT -5
Professor Audra McKlennon was walking down the corridor towards the Hosptial Wing. She really could've healed herself, seeing as she was the Charms professor and all. Well, she could have if she didn't have so many blisters on her hands that she couldn't hold her wand, that is. "Stupid friggin trunk..." she muttered under her breath. Audra had been moving in to her new office all day, and, therefore, was dressed in simple muggle clothing. This was her third outfit, after having ripped two pairs of jeans by getting them caught on a hook and a drawer pull. She currently wore: a purple tank top, denim shorts, and a pair of old, worn converse. Actually, they were from her seventh year at Hogwarts; she didn't wear them often.
As she rounded the corner and walked into the Hospital Wing, she encountered a failry large group of students, and there, in front of the only student on a bed, was precisely who she was looking for: "Dr. Rivers?" she interrupted. "When you get done seeing all these students, I need for you to look at my hands." It wasn't until after she spoke that she remembered what she was wearing. Oh well... she thought. It's before the start of the term. Why are these kids here so early?
She wondered if the young doctor would realize that she wasn't a student. Sure, she looked older than the other students, but not by much. She was only twenty-five, having just finished her final year of education herself, she lucked out by finding that Hogwarts had an opening for her dream position: Charms. Surely the doctor would realize that she wasn't just another student.
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Post by Mike Blaze on Jan 3, 2009 12:23:04 GMT -5
Mike, with his feet still up on the desk, listened as the two girls, Rita and Moki spoke. He leaned back farther in to the chair, he began thinking of other teachers who he could hook Chris up with, no one exactly came to mind. And then, as if his next thought became true, Professor Mcklennon walked in, Mike had gone a little too far and the chair fell back. "Damn..." he muttered under his breath, then got up. "Chris... I got it!" then he looked up and saw Professor Mcklennon, then he stopped... a perfect teacher for Chris? Mike put the chair up right, and fell back in to it again, watching Chris, Mike smirked, kinda funny that Chris hadn't noticed Professor Mcklennon in the room yet...
OOC: Sorry guys, kinda short, couldn't think. >.>
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Post by Christopher Rivers on Jan 4, 2009 12:32:46 GMT -5
As he waited for the girl to answer his questions, he spun around when he heard a bit of a crash. "That better not have been my my bowl I made from when i took that pottery class back when i was like 9." Ok, so it didn't look much like a bowl... with the sides all caved in and everything. And they didn't need to know that he took the pottery class last year, not when he was 9... that was irrelevant. But when he turned around he noticed it was just Mike hitting the floor. "If you break your arm due to your own idiocy, I'm not healing it." He said with a smirk. And he said that to a student completely unaware that a professor had just entered the room. Smooth move hot shot. He remained unaware until she interrupted. Even though it wasn't really interupting... not like he was really doing anything important. Just making fun of Mike... and he did that all the time. He wheeled around to see who it was. At first glance, she looked like she'd be a seventh year or sixth year, just based off her outfit. But upon further examination, she seemed older then that, probably around his age. And 'upon further examination' is strictly a phrase in this case. He didn't go circling around her examining her...parts.. and whatnot... he wasn't THAT bad. "...Oh.. I'm not busy...n-not busy at all..." Then he looked over at the girl on the bed. "OH her?...she's fine...She'll live to see another day..." hopefully "...what do yah need... Love to help... you... yah know.. if your hurt or something.. i can yah know fix it... Because... that's what I do... fix people.. and stuff yah know... doctor things." He said and then went to lean back on his desk... but his hand slipped a little. Losing his balance for a second he finally regained it. "...But yehh..." trying to distract people from that little incident. "These students don't all need... my assistance... I mean most are just here.. to like talk and hang around.. I knowwww... not very professional of me... but I mean.. I like.. umm...can't just like kick 'em out...yah know?" He said with a nervous chuckle. And theres, Chris's dirty little secret. He's not a playa... he's no pimp... he always talks the talk... Hardly ever walks the walk. Especially upon first meeting someone... I mean... after he has known them... he was as cool as the other side of the pillow but... first impressions suck. This was probably why he was around students all the time... I mean they were youngen's... he was automatically cooler then them... cuz he could frickin do adult stuff. "...Soo you said your hands?... Whats wrong with your...beaut-y...umm...booty...OH you said hands right yeh... whats wrong with your hands?" He was going to try and be all suave and say like... beautiful hands... But then he realized that like... wasn't even a compliment was it? I mean that's like saying, 'hey... beautiful ear lobes...' It just doesn't work... just kind of makes it weirder. But stopping in the middle of the word 'beautiful" switching it to beauty... and then to booty... didn't make it much less weirder. "Not like anything would be wrong with your booty... or anything.. like.. I mean.. I'm sure.. it functions.. and umm stuff..." SHUT UP YOU IDIOT he mentally kicked himself. "Sooooooo... lets have a look at those hands shall we..." He grabbed gloves and went to put them on... not noticing he already had gloves on... He struggled trying to put the gloves on over the gloves he already had on. This was quite tricky... and it wasn't for a few seconds before he realized this little fact. And he quickly pulled off the glove that was half way on over his already existent glove. "....I'm Chris Rivers... you can call me Chris..." Smooth Chris, real smooth. (( it was fun writing that. lol ;D ))
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Post by Audra McKlennon on Jan 4, 2009 17:56:08 GMT -5
OOC: Has anyone else noticed that Zac Braff has purple lips in Chris' signature thing? Random...I know.
IC: Audra watched Mike, wincing as the chair crash into the ground. "You should be more careful, Michael. This is a hospital wing, not a circus ring." She knew that the boy had signed up for her class and was also dating one of her favorite students.
Professor McKlennon listened to Dr. Rivers stutter and stammer and slip on the edge of his desk. Is this guy even qualified to be a healer? she wondered. Audra quickly scanned the room. No one else would do a better job. Maybe I should just let him heal one hand and I can do the other... The woman ignored all of the "beauty/booty" comments and all the embarassing statements after. "Can you just heal my right hand, please? I got blisters from moving all my stuff in to my office."
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Post by Moki Kagawa on Jan 4, 2009 19:08:54 GMT -5
Moki whirled around at the sound of the crash, grinning as Mike got up off the floor. Her attention broken from her conversation with Rita, she could only watch, wide-eyed, as Chris addressed the very young and admittedly hot professor who had just walked into the hospital wing. She gave Rita a "what the fuck?" look as Chris pointed out that his job was to heal people, on the verge of outright laughter, but managed to hold it back - until he murmured those fateful lines:
"...Soo you said your hands?... Whats wrong with your...beaut-y...umm...booty...OH you said hands right yeh... whats wrong with your hands? Not like anything would be wrong with your booty... or anything.. like.. I mean.. I'm sure.. it functions.. and umm stuff..."
At this, Moki burst out laughing, loudly and hysterically, unable to stop. Her legs gave out under her and she fell to the floor, rolling in laughter. Moments passed, in which she was aware that she was probably getting some very STRANGE looks, but she couldn't get up...
"I'm sure-" she managed to get out between giggles "-sure it still FUNCTIONS!" And a whole new wave of laughter began, much to her dismay, as her abdomen was beginning to pain her greatly. "Oh my goodness, I need help, someone help me..." she said.
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Post by Christopher Rivers on Jan 4, 2009 23:57:57 GMT -5
....Welllllll.... look at Misses Up on her high horsey... He'd fix those hands... but she'd have to step down from her throne first. This was no beautiful, nice, kind woman.... it was a witch....umm... well... No pun intended. The nerves started to fade... because... he no longer saw this woman as someone he could possibly get to know... he saw her as.. well.. a jerkface... for the lack of a better word. I mean she was darn pushy wasn't she... ignoring everything he said... it may have been... weird sentences.. that may have made no sense... BUT... a reaction would have been nice. But nooooooooo instead... she stood there.. IGNORING HIM.... and she wants to be HEALED? pffftt in her freakin' dreams. He turned around as heard extreme laughter... it was Moki... well.. I mean... even that would have been nice... he liked to make people laugh so he didn't mind... even if it was at his expense. But this woman was standing here... in HIS hospital wing... telling him... what he HAS to do for her... without conversing at all.. or laughing.. or yelling.. frick.. anything.. slap him in the face whatever... but noooooo... ignoring... like he hadn't even said anything. "...Pleased to meet you too..." misses im a jerk face pants. Chris wished his mind would come up with better insults right about now. "...And hey... lady... don't yell at him... he's in my office... thats MY chair... that i got.. specifically for MY office... if he is gonna break it then he can go right ahead.. I think i can handle it... k thanks?..." God, he hated mean people. That's probably why he never liked his teachers when he was in school. "....OHHHH you need your hands healed right... almost forgot.." too preoccupied hating you . One quick healing spell and he healed both of her hands. Despite whatever people thought of him... he was still a damn good healer... how the hell do you think he got the job? I mean sure... he makes jokes... he trips... he's a klutz sometimes... but when it comes to his job... he does it damn well. "There yah go.... Done..." He said with an extremely fake smile. Turning to the kid on the bed. "...by the way... you have the common cold...I can heal it... but Im not sure about the ramifications... sometimes it's better just to wait it out... if it's still bad come back in a few days... till then... i suggest you don't use much magic... it's summer.. you shouldn't need it..." he said. And then turned to the rest of the group. " ...Now.. if you'll excuse me... I have things to do... Talk to you later Mike... Nice meeting you Rita... and Moki...." turning to the professor he healed. He looked at her for a second. "...Welcome to the business..." And with that he walked out. ;D
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